ugh

Blogspot is no better.


I keep running away from James, and further from my roots.

F this.

MY MYSPACE BLOG IS BACK.

Sorry guys.


But this just isnt working.

love,
BRIE LARSON.
(yes james, its true)

holligollidreksenfest

That means "best party/time/experience ever" in German.

Actually, I don't know. Our German 1st AC on "The United States of Tara" taught it to Keir and I but I just kinda mumble it and make my own words up. Thats all that German is really. Some guy who put too much peanut butter in his PB&J and then had the privilege of creating a language. Lucky shit.


Life is good, you know? My days have been filled up with filming and meetings about filming. John Corbett plays my papasan and was also the voice over guy for Applebee's. For a guy that used to have long hair he says some pretty prolific things, but I find myself zoning out and thinking "Man, I want some popcorn shrimp for just $5.99"

Who decided that grass was the perfect go-to ground cover? Dirt is fine. Sometimes I prefer it! At least dirt doesnt make me all itchy and feel like I'm in a Tide commercial.


THIS IS WHY I NEVER BLOG.
I feel as though everything I say is pointless! And then I turn to John and he says "Just read me what you've written and I'll add to it. You know, something like fiddle faddle fing fang fing."

I'm surrounded by bad bloggers.


I need to hang out with Diablo Cody more. And P.Diddy. Those bitches no how to hold an audience. I can barely hold my cell phone without dropping it.

OH! Oh! oh! I remember something good. I go to this amazing organic grocery store, and part of it has juice bar. I always feel like a dick-healthnut-wannabe when I show up in my non-biodeisel car with my cotton t shirts and mui mui bag. But whatever the juice is fabulous. So anyway, there are all these guys that look like they need a monkey to pick the bugs and shit out of their hair there and one guy goes:

"You gunna come over tonight?"

The other man looks puzzled.

"Tonight?"
"Yeah man, its meditation night."
"Really?"
"Yeah, man. It's a full moon. We get crazy."
"Oh sweet. Whos going?"
"You know the Pineapple Tribe? All those guys. But meditating"
"I dunno man...."
"No. Dude. You gotta go. Should be really positive"


I love organic peer pressure.
xo,
B

Loyal Dog Returns to Owner's Funeral

Ever since Sam was a puppy, he rarely left his owner's side.

When his owner Teddy Crockarell lost his battle with cancer last Monday, his wife Marcene believes Sam must have sensed something was wrong.

The dog, who wears an electric fence collar, ran away from the couple's home on Kimbrough Road.

Two and a half days later, after searching for Sam, the family arrived at a church on Trenton Road, over six miles from their home, for Teddy's funeral and discovered Sam was waiting for them.

Marcene Crockarell said, "He was just shivering and sitting there by the doors. We just lost it and all we were doing was hollering, 'Sam! Sam!' and here he comes and he was just all over all three of us."

There is no way to know what prompted Sam, who had never left home on foot, to run away and end up at a church he'd never seen, but his family has a theory.

"If he walked those six miles he was looking for his papa... but he found him, and that's what's good about this whole situation, he found him and he found his way back here," said Marcene Crockarell's son-in-law Howard.

Sam is a two-and-a-half-year-old Dachsund.



WOW.
BROW.

THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING IN A MAKE-SHIFT WORLD

I don't even know what to say.

Oh wait. I do.

This lead "singer". Is he on crack, or was he just raised to believe that we all have and should bring our our inner porcupine?

EXHIBIT A

Groom that shit!


And did you see that guy NEXT to him? He has to cut an actual hole out of the top of his hats and doo rag in order for his luscious wax knots to protrude out and over and on to his shoulder.

Unfortunately, there is nothing funny to say about the other two guys in the band. They are normal and are just there because maybe they can play an instrument. Or maybe not, I can't say since I can't read xXxsheetmusicxXx.

As for me lovemuffins, I'm feeling much better. I met the writers and a few other important people in production realm of United States of Tara. Everyone seems really eager and excited(as am I ^___^;;;). Also, yeah I'm trying to act as cool as my character Kate by learning a bunch about Tokyo fashions and Anime. So if I start making weird little typing faces like the above or say things like "kawaii" just pretend I'm cool enough to do it.

Seriously though, check out my new favorite show Strawberry Marshmellow. You can watch a few episode on Youtube and its kind of mind blowing.


Oishii,
BrieChiaki

I have the flu, la la la la.

I'm at the point of my flu/headcold that I'm just waiting around the puke. It's gunna happen. DAMMIT! UGH! Whyyyyy meeeee.


As far as lifelife goes. Here is the rundown.

Staci.
Smiles.
NY trip.
Hummus.
Clean bathroom.
Lovesick.
Miu Miu.
Ziploc bags.
Cheez-it.
$5000 Ballet Costume.
Japan.
Quiet.
Heavy head.
LightHearted.
Big Tee.
Tea.
www.ghosthunter.net
Freddie.
Key.
Box.
Out.
Left Nostril.
Station to Station.
Flip.
Camera.
Cameras.
Wooden painted.
Bored.
Candles.
Waiting.
Periot Le Fou.
Sing Song.
Sprinkles.
The Magic Mountain.
Dance.
Dance.
Dance.
Berlin.
Fire.
In just.
Poppycock.


Whats your rundown? Comment with it!

xox.
B

SUPERFUN

I love tomato.




yeaaaaah,

brie.
p.s. I am finished filming on thursday, videos and pics to come!

I don't ask for enough.

I'm posting videos of things that interest me. Things that have been on my mind for the past week.

Take a look, they are all pretty short. And comment below your thoughts. Lets get a group of thinkers together.

If all goes well I want to video chat with some of you like a little mini interview and broadcast it live through myspace. If you are interested or have a topic you'd like to discuss, bring it on!

HERES A FEW TOPICS:

QUESTIONS: Is it real? How did it happen? How does it make you feel emotionally- scared, angry, sad, worried, curious, etc.


QUESTIONS: Do you find this to being the beginning of "human advertisement" or just a cool new fashion trend? How to you think it will effect you to walk around with a light up shirt that reads " INDIANA JONES 4- OUR IN THEATERS MAY 22". Hot? or not?


QUESTIONS: What do you think that is? Real? Manmade? And what is its purpose?



HELP ME. I want(I need) your thoughts before my brain starts writing depressing songs about the past.

lovesssss
b.